Stepchild Dirtbag Snowboard

(PLEASE NOTE: 148 is Green, 153 is Blue, and 156 Red)

Been fired or quit from every job you've ever had? Never had a job? Do you acquire all your gloves, goggles, and beanies from the resort's lost-and-found? What about clipping passes? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, chances are the Stepchild Dirtbag Snowboard is for you. It's a high-quality, soft-flexing directional twin with a wide stance set at a low price so your broke-ass can afford to buy weed and beer.

• Traditional camber is tried, true, and ready to take on the mountain with power and pop that won't quit
• Twenty inserts for a wide-ass stance
• D-Twin is a directional twin stance (slightly longer nose) paired with twin stance, flex, and sidecut
• Armadillo Plate reinforcement places a diamond shaped extra layer of fiberglass around the inserts to avoid blowouts without changing the board's flex pattern
• Armorcore uses High Durable Construction, a process that injects glue into the core through integrated channels at the same time the board is pressed
• Snag-Free base is made without joints or die-cut graphics (which can slow a board down) and then is pressed with a temperature-control system to harden the base for added durability

Bottom Line: High quality for low-lifes.